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Hello, poopsies! Holiday Greetings to all- I've missed you so! I've already been slaving away at the Fall Fashion issue of Vogue. Remember last issue was 550 pages and we made some of them into keepsake purses? This next issue I want to make into a true coffee table book, a real keepsake, and we're up to 15,000 pages so far! It will literally be 24 inches thick so you can use it as a small side table! Brilliant! Make sure you use a coaster.

Anyways, onto Fall happenings. I went to Wimbledon and they seated ME, queen of chic, behind Martha Stewart, queen of staying home. Since when do ex cons get better seating than I do? I couldn't see around her big fat head so I had to watch the whole match on my Blackberry. It's unfortunate that she had on sleeves because I was really looking forward to seeing some prison tats.
What do you think they would be? A roast chicken with a teardrop or maybe meatballs with a rose?
Ex con in da house!

Now this is rare footage- here I am at another match and I fell right out of my chair! Look at my little buck teeth peeking out! That's grace. Look at the people in the back smirking. No Vogue for you.
Oopsie poosie!

And you've all heard of going green by now? How can you not, right? It's everywhere you turn, from organic calculators to chemical free diet soda. Well, let me tell you, green can be beautiful. Just check out my new fur coat!

I love saving the earth. It makes me feel so good about myself!

Well, let's talk fashion. These are some hilarious fashions from this past Fall that I thought we could discuss and then never speak of again:

Now, I think the only explanation for this is that designers have finally gotten wind of a little thing called white collar crime. So they created a super spiffy couture outfit for it! This is for dignified criminals who only come to the front door, knock politely, ask for the money, neatly place it in their handy rhinestone studded briefcase, and then run away as fast as their couture high waters will allow. The face mask is essential so that the person being robbed doesn't realize it's actually Bart next door who has as much money as they do.
White collar crime- night
And here's the daytime look, softer so as to not scare the stay at home mothers and ladies who lunch:
Hello, ma'am, don't be distracted by the bobbin on my head.

Anyone think this designer likes Jim Carey's How the Grinch Stole Christmas? Maybe watched it 40 times?
I'm Billy Bob Who

Ever have that urge to clean the house and feel like dressing like a big huge Brillo sponge? Now you can and just rub yourself all over the house to get it sparkling in no time!
Brillo supersize me!

Someone LOVES the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show:

This is a gladiator and frat boy cocktail at it's worst. You find me a man that can wear this and I will take a picture. Besides this man.

This is for those days when you wake up wanting something a little more restrictive than a bra, something that will give you some shape and support, and also keep you on that diet you've always been wanting to try. It's recommended with this to pick up anything you might need for the day before dressing as you cannot bend from the waist with this lovely piece on. Or use the ladies room.

Again, options are important. They might not recognize you if you try a second time in this one.

Who let the Who out of Whoville?

Oh my goodness, I am dying at some of these. I mean come on, really. It's making me snort. Well, this wraps up my fashion review of DON'TS for 2007! We shall see what horridness next year belches out.

And I hope you have a wonderful and fashionable New Year! I loved spending 2007 with you and always keep your Vogue about you!
Hugs and kisses! Ciao!

*For all you newer members, I am not Anna and Anna is not PC.

Picture sources: style.com and google images